My "home base" is the road:


Philadelphia (KOP) May 9 (eve) - May 13 (noon)

Boston (Medford) May 14 - May 17 (noon)

Baltimore (BWI) May 18

Nova May 19

Richmond VA May 20

Albuquerque May 21 (6 PM - 10 PM)

In Philly, Boston, and Portland I'm available for 4 hand FBSM, details here

***Tryst clients from ABQ: I'm not "back in ABQ" when you don't see me post tour dates for somewhere else. The only reason it even says I'm "based" in ABQ is because their system won't accept "nowhere" instead of a city. I'm only in ABQ if I specifically say (with dates and times just like above) that I'm in ABQ.


  • I'm a mature provider, conversationally interesting and drama-free - you'll be surprised at my age although I'm not trying to pull off any age that I'm not, I always post recent pics and videos so you can judge for yourself, and I'm pretty sure looking younger than your age with a unique, stranger-than-fiction life experience is preferable to looking older than your age with a boring history

  • Not an escort, fetish provider, nuru, or tantrika, just phenomenal deep tissue + sensual massage

  • All-inclusive - no door fee then stopping mid-massage to upsell you either the basics that should already be included or a whole different kind of appointment

  • The full time you schedule, never "up to"

  • I use real self-warming massage oil all over your body, not cold handfuls of lube, because this is real massage. Extras that exist with providers who compensate for lack of massage training and that are possible because they've covered you in water-soluble lube and not oil are not available. I work with my immensely talented, trained hands. 

  • I give massage. This is a passive experience like any therapeutic massage would be where you lie down, relax, and let go. 

  • No discrimination of any kind, whether disability or ethnicity or age (the one obvious caveat is you have to be of legal age)

  • Individual male clients only, no women or couples, sorry

  • Touring only, and because of known privacy issues with short term rentals (hidden cameras and landlords spying on guests and now algorithms banning sex workers altogether) I'm in hotels only, hotels still being the most private rendezvous option since the phrase "no tell motel" was first coined

  • With a small pet that won't in any way interrupt your massage, but please don't schedule with allergies

  • Screening is mandatory - all adult providers face the same level of risk, regardless of services offered



9 AM - 10 PM

Please schedule at least 3 hours ahead

and mornings by the day before.


hours notice because I work on each client for their full time,

and I can't reply to requests when my hands are on a body.

Mornings by the day before because I sleep at night.


only spend a day or two in many cities and am a quality provider,

 so I recommend pre-scheduling before I arrive in your city over trying to squeeze in same day.

Just me:



4 hand:


No credit cards, payment processors,

or virtual transfer of any kind.

Physical paper only.

No half hour appointments.


If you need to leave before the hour is up just let me know (although I really need at least an hour to give a proper massage). But you'll still be compensating me for the hour.